Let’s be real—nothing should stand between you and a good time.
Your fantasies shouldn’t be limited by price tags, bad batteries, or noisy distractions. At Barely Buttoned, we bring you travel-friendly, whisper-quiet, and budget-friendly toys that deliver the pleasure you deserve. Why settle for almost satisfied? Unfasten your fantasies and play your way.
Privacy is Our Top Priority—Right After Your Satisfaction.
Your secrets are safe with us—locked up tighter than a chastity belt (but way more fun). We never share, discuss, judge, or indulge in your questions or purchases, because what you do behind closed doors is your business (and only for your neighbors to hear).
Discreet packaging, confidential service, and absolutely no side-eye. Just the way it should be. So go on, enjoy yourself. We’ll keep it between us.
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Big O, small payments
We’re all about it. With Afterpay, you can indulge in what you want today and handle the interest free payments later—because the only thing you should be thinking about is feeling good.
Fresh, fun, and always expanding.
We’re a newer online store with a handpicked selection, but we’re growing fast! If there’s something you want that’s not here yet, let us know—we’ll do our best to stock it just for you.